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Why we must stop Boris at the polls today

Thursday, 1 May 2008, 1.26 by Mr. Stop Boris

The Tory Troll earlier posted a summing-up at the end of a 50-post campaign against Boris, which has been one of the best-researched and most strident on the web.

Here at the Stop Boris campaign, we have also been blogging for some time now, as a way of spreading the word about why we need to vote against Boris Johnson today.

Our campaign started in July last year, when it was first announced that Boris Johnson was going to put himself forward for the Conservative Mayoral candidacy. While most people dismissed him as a joke, it was clear to us that in modern politics, in a personality-driven campaign, there was a very real threat that Boris could be elected.

The Stop Boris group on Facebook was set up, and its Posted Items and Wall remained the focus of the campaign until March this year, when the idea of stepping things up with campaign posters first dawned.

Somewhere to host the posters was needed, and before we knew it we’d had the StopBoris.org domain and a nice chunk of web space donated to us, so it seemed rude not to set up a web site too.

Mrs. Stop Boris suggested she should create an accompanying application for Facebook users, which she did with aplomb, and tonight sees its user base on the verge of hitting 1,000.

A static web site proved, within just a few days of launch, inadequate for tracking a fast-moving campaign, rich in developments and arguments against Boris, so that’s where the Stop Boris blog came in, and it’s on researching and writing for this I’ve spent nearly every free moment for the past six weeks.

So I’m now able to look back over the 183 posts prior to this one that I’ve written on this blog, and bring you a summary of the compelling case against electing the woefully unsuitable Boris Johnson as Mayor of London, divided into 15 headings which seemed vaguely appropriate at the time…

Some links to posts are in bold/larger type, indicating some sort of relative importance in their subject area. I don’t pretend it’s been done in a scientific way, though.

The people who know Boris know he’s completely inappropriate to be Mayor

Of course, only those who aren’t desperate to get him elected are admitting it publicly. Even plenty of people who are in or support his own party are worried about the damage he’ll do to the Conservative brand if he becomes the most powerful Tory politician in Britain.

He holds offensive views that make him unsuitable to lead a diverse city

For years he filled his writing with outrageous statements, many of which he has refused to apologise for. Even when he has said sorry for things, it’s been a grudging apology riddled with caveats. Issues include homophobia and pandering to racists. No wonder the BNP have called on their voters to give him their second preferences.

His flagship policy is a complete and utter mess

The main policy associated with Boris for many months was his plan to replace bendy-buses with a "new Routemaster". It’s been discredited on so many grounds it’s extraordinary he’s still persisting with it.

He is by far the weakest candidate on tackling crime; his Mayoralty will see more deaths

He’s the only main candidate with no pledged target on cutting crime (he just whips up fear about it without being able to tackle it), and his Freudian slip shows this is because he knows his planned budget cuts will mean they can’t cut crime at all.

And while crime may well rise under Boris, so will pedestrian deaths on the roads as he reverse the progress that has been made in making London more pedestrian-friendly over the past few years.

He is atrocious on the environment

There’s a general consensus among environmentalists that Boris, a climate change denier and anti-Kyoto campaigner, would be a disaster on green issues the world over.

His entire campaign has been fake and micromanaged by Lynton Crosby, and he has never focused on the issues

He just knows a few focus-group tested lines but has no substance behind any of the sentences he’s learnt and certainly has no concrete policies to back them up. When asked about his own policies he instead turns everything into a tenuously linked and generally unfounded attack against Ken Livingstone.

Most of his policies are the stuff of cloud cuckoo land

He promises a no-strike deal with the RMT union. The RMT say they would never, ever, ever sign such a deal. It’s almost certain that they will go on strike if he tries to impose one, in fact. And that’s just one of his policies: the majority of the others are also fanciful. Or just rubbish.

He can’t be taken seriously

He’s built his entire career on being a buffoon, an idiot, a fool, a clown. He simply can’t be taken seriously. Imagine him trying to address the city after a terrorist attack? "How many are dead? Oh, cripes!"

He simply isn’t up to the job

He has a track record of incompetence, gaffes, sackings and not being able to take anything seriously or dedicate himself to anything for a prolonged period of time. And he’s barely managed to find anyone who’s willing to join his administration so who knows who’d end up doing any of the real work?

He only entered into this contest for a bit of self-publicity – he never actually wanted the job, but now he’s in too deep…

People have been underestimating his chances

Many anti-Boris people think he’s just a joke and there’s no serious chance of him getting the job. These people are complacent and might not get out and vote. They need to be alerted to the danger urgently and dragged to the polling stations! :)

He claims to support ‘zero tolerance’ but has broken the law a number of times himself

Evidently he thinks the law only applies to the little people, not VIPs like himself.

His campaign is riddled with outright dishonesty

His campaign team have been paying people to comment on blogs such as ours and The Tory Troll’s, pretending to be normal members of the public. Fortunately we exposed them and they then left us largely in peace.

Aside from that, the team have also been spreading various lies and half-truths to scare people into voting for Boris, who has let a number of lies slip himself.

His media cronies have run half his campaign for him

Certain nasty parts of the media have made no attempt at balanced coverage of this election, instead doing everything they can to discredit the current Mayor and promote Boris, despite there being no case for doing so. Just about all the newspaper leaders endorsing Boris failed to give a single positive reason to vote for him.

The Evening Standard’s own journalistic team even tore Boris’s manifesto to shreds while managing to pick only modest holes in Ken’s, yet their billboards and pages have teemed with anti-Ken, pro-Boris propaganda for months.

He doesn’t care about ordinary Londoners

He has no real roots here and is completely out of touch with the concerns and lives of everyday Londoners.

Campaign videos

Sometimes 25 pictures a second are worth 25,000 words a second, or something.

Campaign posters

They still hold true, seven weeks on from creating them.

How to stop Boris

So, all that said, here’s how to vote most effectively to stop Boris.

Good luck, Boris-stoppers.

This election is going to be extremely close. We need to get Boris-stoppers and Boris-sceptics to the polling stations in their millions.

Do whatever you can to encourage people to vote today and we can stop Boris.

A grassroots campaign taking on the might of the Standard and the Sun. Are you up for the fight? Let’s do it.

Boris unveils Kate Hoey

Tuesday, 29 April 2008, 13.11 by Mr. Stop Boris

Boris has announced that Labour MP Kate Hoey would be on his Mayoral team if he became Mayor.

Apparently Gordon Brown doesn’t mind.

I wonder where that leaves everyone who’s said they have to vote against Ken (i.e. either literally or effectively for Boris) because they hate “New Labour” so much? Whichever way you vote you get a Labour party member in City Hall now, so you might as well go for the option that doesn’t put an incompetent clown in charge of the city, eh?

All-day Freedom Pass ‘mad’ claims Team Boris

Tuesday, 29 April 2008, 12.29 by Mr. Stop Boris

A very interesting development in the hard-fought battle of the Freedom Pass is this morning reported by the Tory Troll.

The trouble with people dismissing the Freedom Pass as mad on the basis that it will increase overcrowding in the rush hour is that they completely miss the point.

No-one on earth would dream of travelling on public transport (or indeed by car) in the rush hour if they could see any way to avoid doing so. I wouldn’t. Would you? Would Brian Cooke? Would Boris? (Well, no, but then he avoids public transport if he can help it anyway, of course.)

So why would people aged 60+ be any different from anyone else? They wouldn’t. They would also only travel on public transport in the rush hour if they had to. So the 24-hour Freedom Pass proposal isn’t mad, as deciding whether to make it 24-hour or not isn’t a matter of choosing between more and less overcrowding in the rush-hour. It’s a matter of choosing between making people aged 60+ have to pay to travel before 9am and letting them travel for free.

So it’s nice to see evidence of Team Boris thinking it’s “mad” to offer our older people this concession. I hope they’ll remember Boris’s cohorts’ lack of generosity when they come to vote on Thursday.

Won’t anyone join his team?

Tuesday, 22 April 2008, 20.51 by Mr. Stop Boris

Dave Hill’s been determined to find out who’ll be in Boris’s team, if he becomes Mayor, for a long time, and today he reports that at last some others have begun asking the same thing.

He raises a point that someone e-mailed to me after I posted about Bob Diamond: Diamond and the subsequently named handful of others involved in administering his Mayor’s Fund (wherein Boris crosses his fingers and hopes businesses will give to needy groups so he doesn’t have to) are, as Dave says, "a side issue". (Apologies to the person who e-mailed me about this last week and hoped I’d blog about it then. Time got away from me – something to do with spending every spare moment for five days making a video, I suppose…)

The point here is that he hasn’t revealed anyone who’ll be doing any of the real, important work of the office of Mayor of London. One can only assume that his silence on this issue is because he simply hasn’t got anyone lined up. Who’d want to commit to working for someone of such widely renowned world-beating incompetence, who changes his mind more often than he combs his hair, and has no hands-on managerial experience at all?

I wouldn’t want to work for him, not that I imagine I’m about to get a job offer. (Except perhaps in advising a future campaign team on maintaining their anonymity more successfully.) Would you?

Boris’s dream team

Thursday, 17 April 2008, 8.36 by Mr. Stop Boris

For most of the campaign, Dave Hill has been pressing repeatedly for Boris to name the key members of his team if he becomes Mayor, so that people can better judge whether or not he will be sufficiently cosseted by advisers for his managerial incompetence not to be too damaging.

Sadly Boris waited for Dave to go on holiday this week, then on Tuesday finally did announce one person:

A city banker who earned £36m last year will become the first member of Boris Johnson’s team if the Tory is elected mayor of London on May 1. Bob Diamond, who runs Barclays Bank’s investment banking arm

The thing is, this announcement completely negates Boris’s previous claim that he would ‘definitely not’ be naming his team prior to the election (as it would be ‘presumptuous’). By naming one member of the team, he has completely broken his word (hardly a new experience) on this.

Most interesting, though, is the fact that he has gone back on his pledge to keep quiet while only actually naming one member of what would be a large team.

Reading between the lines, what this suggests is that the real story is that for all the time Dave and others have been calling for him to name his team, Boris simply hasn’t been able to find anyone willing to commit to supporting (or rather doing all the work for) a renowned incompetent. So as soon as Mr. Diamond agreed to help, the team were so excited and astounded that they forgot their previous promise not to reveal anyone – despite its most recent airing being only the previous evening at a BBC London debate which didn’t even air until after Diamond’s involvement was announced.

And of course the obvious corollary of this interpretation of the situation is that Bob Diamond is the only person who has so far agreed to be in his team.

He certainly has a dream team all right: that’s ‘dream’ as in ‘imagined, hoped-for fantasy’.

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