"Boris isn’t wearing any clothes"

Let’s hope the Labour MP quoted in this item from this week’s guardian.co.uk ‘Backbencher’ e-mail is a fair summary of the situation with voters. It certainly should be.

"Boris isn’t wearing any clothes"

Joan Ryan [is] MP for Enfield North, […] one of the suburbs the Person Formerly Known as Boris is supposed to have tended on the advice of Lynton Crosby. "Sure - he’s visited four or five times but what usually happens is he arrives, by public transport, does a press conference and leaves." Out and about in her constituency she describes the London elections thus: "the Emperor’s New Clothes. All the way though we’ve been warning people ‘Boris isn’t wearing any clothes’ and only now are voters coming to us and saying, ‘oh my goddddd, he’s not wearing any clothes… and it’s disgussssting’". The P.F.K.A.B. Naked. Think on.

I’d really, really rather not ‘think on’ about that.

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