A reason to vote for Boris

A Facebook-based Boris-stopper just relayed a conversation she had today on the campaign trail:

"I’m not voting for Ken!"

"Who are you voting for then? Boris?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

He went silent for a while (like a lot of Boris voters, he didn’t really know), and then he said:

"Because he’s got blond hair. And my girlfriend’s got blond hair as well. I like blond hair, you see."

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